Thursday, August 12, 2010

You know you're fat when...


...you rub your eye in the middle of a meeting and find crusted peanut butter from breakfast...two hours earlier. A) How hungry was I that I was literally diving into my toast eyeball first? B) How hurriedly was I shoving he food down my throat that I didn't even notice that I had food smeared all over my face until several hours later?

In other news, in the past two or three days I have officially entered the "chubby" phase where I simply look like I have been stuffing myself with peanut butter laden delicacies all day...wait a second...

3 comments:

Ashley said...

haha. Love it. Congrats on the news!

Lyndsey said...

you are so funny

Amber said...

Just FYI, I love reading your blog. It is so entertaining. And I just saw you yesterday and I told Kenny that I hated you because you are 15 weeks pregnant and aren't showing one bit. Boo.